Events
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Comedy Magnifique
Woking's freshest comedy night
Tuesday 19th November
7:30pm | £10
Join us on the third Tuesday of every month for Comedy Magnifique, a Noisy Badger Night bringing you the brightest stars of modern standup.
Your host Hajar J. Woodland will guide you through a wine-snortingly good evening of gags, giggles and tipples.
This month, we welcome Ada Campe, Josh Weller, Fin Jacobs and Abbie Edwards, and Micah Hall will be returning for a quick set!
Please note, due to the nature of comedy events and last-minute TV bookings, lineups are subject to change but you'll be guaranteed a super replacement.
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Ticket only
Comedy + half medium cheese/ charcuterie sharing platter + half-carafe of 'Taste to Discover' wine.
LIVE MUSIC & COMEDY
Sunday 24th November - 5:30pm
Cellar Magnifique, Woking
"Witty, touching and superbly delivered."
Stuart, Ed Fringe audience review
"The most refreshingly honest and enjoyable show"
Chris, Ed Fringe audience review
Following her run at this year's Edinburgh Fringe, Hajar brings you her first ever live music and comedy solo show.
Hajar J. Woodland was raised in a strict Muslim household where birthdays weren’t celebrated and performing on stage was banned, and yet somehow she ended up a professional singer entertaining celebrities and finance bros at luxury events and private parties.
First Love weaves original music, funny stories and Hajar’s favourite songs from her 15-year singing career into a sincere show that explores what it means to find love and your voice.
"This show is a sensational mix of story telling, singing, and comedy. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll sing. Go see this show, it is a must!!"
Stephen, Ed Fringe audience review
Hajar will sing popular covers from 5:30pm (requests welcome) and then will take a short break before performing First Love, her live music and comedy hour. The evening will finish at 7:30pm.
BOOK NOW
Ticket only
Discounted ticket + half medium cheese/ charcuterie sharing platter + half-carafe of 'Taste to Discover' wine.
Information for Comics
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Data and mailing list signup:
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Restaurant and seating enquiries:
You can book up to eight tickets through the payment link - look for the 'Quantity' dropdown menu. Once you've booked your place, there's no need to make a separate reservation with the bar, but if you'd like to be seated with other attendees, please email Cellar Magnifique or call on 01483 730407. Please note, Noisy Badger (aka Hajar) only provides the entertainment. Please direct all seating and dietary enquiries to Cellar Magnifique. The bar will endeavour to seat guests according to their preferences and party size, where possible. Please bear in mind that especially on busy nights it may not be possible to accommodate all requests.
On the night:
Give your name as you would for any restaurant reservation and you'll be seated. You don't need a ticket but you should receive an email confirmation within a few minutes of purchase. If you don't, please check your junk mail, or drop us a line if you're unsure. For our monthly night, please arrive by 7:15 - your table will be available from 7pm. The show starts at 7:30pm and wraps up by 9:30 with two breaks. For WIP nights, the starting time's the same but we'll usually be wrapped up by 9pm at the latest.