Events
Join us at our sell-out music and comedy nights!
Comedy Magnifique
Woking's freshest comedy night
***SOLD OUT***
Tuesday 21st January
7:30pm | £10
Join us on the third Tuesday of every month for Comedy Magnifique, a Noisy Badger Night bringing you the brightest stars of modern standup.
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Your host Hajar J. Woodland will guide you through a wine-snortingly good evening of gags, giggles and tipples.
This month we welcome Fatiha El-Ghorri, Hamish Lloyd-Barnes and Kate-Lois Elliot, and Michael May returns to close!
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Please note, due to the nature of comedy events and last-minute TV bookings, lineups are subject to change but you'll be guaranteed a super replacement.
BOOK NOW
Ticket only
Comedy + half medium cheese/ charcuterie sharing platter + half-carafe of 'Taste to Discover' wine.
First Love Work-In-Progress Shows
Before her Soho Theatre show on 11th February, Hajar's putting on three work-in-progress shows in London to test and hone material and she'd love you to come along and be part of the process!
Islington
Monday 20th January
7:30pm £9​
Stockwell
Wednesday 29th January
9pm £5​
Holborn
Wednesday 5th February
7pm £11​
Catch Hajar's debut hour at Soho Theatre
Tuesday 11th February
Soho Theatre, Dean Street, London
8:30pm | £15
Hajar J. Woodland will be bringing her solo hour to Soho Theatre as part of Soho Rising Festival.
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Hajar was raised in a strict Muslim household where birthdays weren’t celebrated and singing on stage was banned… and yet somehow she ended up a professional singer performing for footballers and finance bros at luxury events and private parties.​
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First Love weaves songs, standup and state-school nostalgia into a moving show that explores what it means to find love and your voice.
Comedy Magnifique
Woking's freshest comedy night
Tuesday 18th February
7:30pm | £10
Join us on the third Tuesday of every month for Comedy Magnifique, a Noisy Badger Night bringing you the brightest stars of modern standup.
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Your host Hajar J. Woodland will guide you through a wine-snortingly good evening of gags, giggles and tipples.
This month we have Esther Manito, Caroline McEvoy, Blank Peng and Shalaka Kurup!
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Please note, due to the nature of comedy events and last-minute TV bookings, lineups are subject to change but you'll be guaranteed a super replacement.
BOOK NOW
Ticket only
Comedy + half medium cheese/ charcuterie sharing platter + half-carafe of 'Taste to Discover' wine.
Information for Comics
Interested in performing at one of our nights or putting on a WIP show?
All the FYIs
Data and mailing list signup:
The payment buttons above take you to a secure Stripe payment page. Once you've paid, your email address and the name on your payment card will be shared with Noisy Badger; you'll be automatically signed up to Noisy Badger's mailing list for updates on this and future events - you can unsubscribe easily at any time. Your data is secure, and we'll pass on your name only to Cellar Magnifique who will use it as your bar reservation name (although we reserve the right to pass on your email address if deemed necessary e.g. non-payment).
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Restaurant and seating enquiries:
You can book up to eight tickets through the payment link - look for the 'Quantity' dropdown menu. Once you've booked your place, there's no need to make a separate reservation with the bar, but if you'd like to be seated with other attendees, please email Cellar Magnifique or call on 01483 730407. Please note, Noisy Badger (aka Hajar) only provides the entertainment. Please direct all seating and dietary enquiries to Cellar Magnifique. The bar will endeavour to seat guests according to their preferences and party size, where possible. Please bear in mind that especially on busy nights it may not be possible to accommodate all requests.
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On the night:
Give your name as you would for any restaurant reservation and you'll be seated. You don't need a ticket but you should receive an email confirmation within a few minutes of purchase. If you don't, please check your junk mail, or drop us a line if you're unsure. For our monthly night, please arrive by 7:15 - your table will be available from 7pm. The show starts at 7:30pm and wraps up by 9:30 with two breaks. For WIP nights, the starting time's the same but we'll usually be wrapped up by 9pm at the latest.