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Join us at our sell-out music and comedy nights!


Wednesday 8th May
7:30pm | £8

Cellar Magnifique, Woking

"Farah Sharp is very funny. I saw her first!"

Seann Walsh


Stand-up comedian Farah Sharp is a mixed-race, middle child of divorce on the brink of turning thirty. She’s also having an identity crisis - but that’s surely unrelated.


Inspired by TV show “Who Do You Think You Are”, Farah’s embarking on a voyage of self discovery. Through exploring her family tree, plus some nearby friend foliage and a little stranger shrubbery too, can she finally twig what makes her Farah? Or will her discoveries just add fuel to her identity bonfire? Join Farah as she attempts to conquer her biggest fear - the phrase “be yourself”.

Named 'One to Watch' in the Funny Women Awards 2023, Farah's been making a name for herself on the UK comedy scene with appearances at BBC Radio 4, The Royal Albert Hall, Latitude Festival, Leeds Festival and The Comedy Store. Be among the first to watch her chisel her much-anticipated debut solo work-in-progress show into being.


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Tuesday 21st May
7:30pm | £10

Cellar Magnifique, Woking

Woking's freshest comedy night

Join us on the third Tuesday of every month for Comedy Magnifique, a Noisy Badger Night bringing you the brightest stars of modern standup.

Your host Hajar J. Woodland will guide you through a wine-snortingly good evening of gags, giggles and tipples.


This month, Woking's very own superstar Thenjiwe will return to open the show, with Ali Woods our superb headliner. They'll be joined by Reece Kidd and Alfie Dundas



Due to the nature of live events and comedians being offered TV and radio work at short notice, please bear in mind that the lineup on the night may be different to the original bill. We'll of course keep you informed of changes to headliners.

Future Events
at Cellar Magnifique Woking

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Tuesday 18th June with Matt Stellingwerf and Victoria Melody + Ajay Rose and Ben Pope

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Wednesday 10th July

Work-in-Progress with Patrick Monahan

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Tuesday 16th July with Carl Donnelly and Laura Smyth + Carwyn Blayney and Ryan Murphy

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Tuesday 17th September with Adam Bloom and Farah Sharp + Rosie Francis and Pearse Egan

Information for Comics

Interested in performing at one of our nights or putting on a WIP show?

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All the FYIs

Data and mailing list signup:
The payment buttons above take you to a secure Stripe payment page. Once you've paid, your email address and the name on your payment card will be shared with Noisy Badger; you'll be automatically signed up to Noisy Badger's mailing list for updates on this and future events - you can unsubscribe easily at any time. Your data is secure, and we'll pass on your name only to Cellar Magnifique who will use it as your bar reservation name (although we reserve the right to pass on your email address if deemed necessary e.g. non-payment).

Restaurant and seating enquiries:

You can book up to eight tickets through the payment link - look for the 'Quantity' dropdown menu. Once you've booked your place, there's no need to make a separate reservation with the bar, but if you'd like to be seated with other attendees, please email Cellar Magnifique or call on 01483 730407. Please note, Noisy Badger (aka Hajar) only provides the entertainment. Please direct all seating and dietary enquiries to Cellar Magnifique. The bar will endeavour to seat guests according to their preferences and party size, where possible. Please bear in mind that especially on busy nights it may not be possible to accommodate all requests.

On the night:

Give your name as you would for any restaurant reservation and you'll be seated. You don't need a ticket but you should receive an email confirmation within a few minutes of purchase. If you don't, please check your junk mail, or drop us a line if you're unsure. For our monthly night, please arrive by 7:15 - your table will be available from 7pm. The show starts at 7:30pm and wraps up by 9:30 with two breaks. For WIP nights, the starting time's the same but we'll usually be wrapped up by 9pm at the latest.

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