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Join us at our sell-out music and comedy nights!

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Wednesday 24th July
7:30pm | £8

Cellar Magnifique, Woking

Every time Elliot joins us in Woking, we immediately get requests to book him again ASAP, so we're thrilled he's returning with his latest work-in-progress, just a week before he takes it to Edinburgh.

After last year's smash-hit show, Elliot returns with more of his biting wit and trademark dark sense of humour about the hellish year he, and humanity, has had. 

'His observations are sharp... and his delivery skills are excellent' ( 'Impeccably paced material' (List). 'An accomplished hour of confessional comedy' **** ( **** ( ***** (



16 Edinburgh Fringe dates

Saturday 3rd to Sunday 25th August
except Mondays and Tuesdays, and Saturday 17th

Banshee Labyrinth (Venue 156) Banqueting Hall
29-35 Niddry St, Edinburgh EH11LG

"Really good"
Leona Lewis

Hajar J. Woodland was raised in a strict Muslim household where birthdays weren’t celebrated and performing on stage was banned, and yet somehow she ended up a professional singer entertaining celebrities and finance bros at luxury events and private parties.

First Love weaves original music, stories, and Hajar’s favourite songs from her 15-year singing career into a sincere show that explores what it means to find love and your voice.

PBH Free Fringe | Free Entry

Want to support the show?
Click to book your seat in advance and make a donation.

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Future Events
at Cellar Magnifique Woking

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Tuesday 17th September with Adam Bloom and Farah Sharp + Rosie Francis and Pearse Egan

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Tuesday 15th October with Katie Green, Sooz Kempner, Amy Annette and Muhsin Yesilada

Information for Comics

Interested in performing at one of our nights or putting on a WIP show?

Click to find out more.

All the FYIs

Data and mailing list signup:
The payment buttons above take you to a secure Stripe payment page. Once you've paid, your email address and the name on your payment card will be shared with Noisy Badger; you'll be automatically signed up to Noisy Badger's mailing list for updates on this and future events - you can unsubscribe easily at any time. Your data is secure, and we'll pass on your name only to Cellar Magnifique who will use it as your bar reservation name (although we reserve the right to pass on your email address if deemed necessary e.g. non-payment).

Restaurant and seating enquiries:

You can book up to eight tickets through the payment link - look for the 'Quantity' dropdown menu. Once you've booked your place, there's no need to make a separate reservation with the bar, but if you'd like to be seated with other attendees, please email Cellar Magnifique or call on 01483 730407. Please note, Noisy Badger (aka Hajar) only provides the entertainment. Please direct all seating and dietary enquiries to Cellar Magnifique. The bar will endeavour to seat guests according to their preferences and party size, where possible. Please bear in mind that especially on busy nights it may not be possible to accommodate all requests.

On the night:

Give your name as you would for any restaurant reservation and you'll be seated. You don't need a ticket but you should receive an email confirmation within a few minutes of purchase. If you don't, please check your junk mail, or drop us a line if you're unsure. For our monthly night, please arrive by 7:15 - your table will be available from 7pm. The show starts at 7:30pm and wraps up by 9:30 with two breaks. For WIP nights, the starting time's the same but we'll usually be wrapped up by 9pm at the latest.

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