

Tue 16 Dec
|Cellar Magnifique
Christmas Comedy Magnifique
Noisy Badger's boutique comedy night in Woking, hosted by Hajar J. Woodland. It's our Christmas comedy special!! Lineup TBC
When and where?
16 Dec 2025, 19:30 – 21:30
Cellar Magnifique, 3 Church Path, Woking GU21 6EJ, UK
Comedy Magnifique Woking
Woking's freshest comedy night
Join us for our fourth Christmas Comedy Magnifique, a Noisy Badger Night bringing you the brightest stars of modern standup.
Your host Hajar J. Woodland will guide you through a wine-snortingly good evening of gags, giggles and tipples.
Lineup TBC
Please note, due to the nature of comedy events and last-minute TV bookings, lineups are subject to change but you'll be guaranteed a super replacement. *Book before November 18th, using the code CHRISTMASBADGER for £10 tickets!* (Enter the code on the checkout page where it says 'Add coupon code'. You can also use it to get £2 off The Works tickets.)
Please arrive by 7:15.
FAQs
🕰️ What time does it start?
Your table will be ready from you from 7pm, and the show starts at 7:30pm. We recommend arriving as close to 7 as possible so you have plenty of time to mull over their incredible wine selection and the staff can take your order. View the menu here.
🍷 Is food and drink available?
Yes, absolutely! Comedy purists say you shouldn't eat while watching comedy, but this is a beautiful boutique night where we like a little luxury and a lot of cheese. Cellar Magnifique serves an excellent selection of wines, cheeses, and charcuterie boards. Drinks are available before and during the show, though there won't be service while the acts are performing.
🪑 Can I reserve seating?
Cellar Magnifique will try to accommodate preferences and party size but do bear in mind it's not always possible. You're welcome to call them directly on 01483 730407 if you have a request, or include a note in your booking and Noisy Badger will pass it on. Some people worry about 'sitting at the front and being picked on' but honestly it's just a warm friendly vibe, where rather than being picked on, we all just get to know each other. It's a comedy community for people who like good wine and a sensible bedtime!
⏯️ Are there breaks?
Yes, this is nicely paced evening with plenty of time to chat between sections, and we pride ourselves on making sure we all get a very sensible early night - it is a Tuesday after all. There's a 10-minute break at 8pm and a 15/20-minute break at 8:40pm before our closing act takes the mic. The night wraps up by 9:30pm.
🎫 Do I need to print my ticket?
Nope! Unless someone's trying to steal your identity and their first act of defiance is attending a comedy night. Cellar Magnifique will have the full guest list, so just like an ordinary bar reservation, simply give your name to the wonderful wait staff and they'll seat you.
🤔 I can’t come anymore — can I get a refund?
Unfortunately we can't guarantee refunds on tickets, although we can usually offer partial refunds for The Works up to 24 hours in advance. Feel free to email us if you have special circumstances you'd like to discuss.
🚗 What's the parking situation?
We recommend using the Victoria Place (Red, Green, Blue and Yellow) car park, GU21 6GB.
It’s a flat rate of £2.20 after 6pm and a few minutes’ walk away (through
the shopping centre).
🧒 Can I bring my child?
Our shows are aimed at adults (18+) and may contain strong language or adult themes. Sorry — no under-18s. We might be able to accommodate babes-in-arms, so drop us a line if you're planning to wet the baby's head in very funny style.
🎤 Who’s performing?
We hand-pick the best comics on the UK circuit — from rising stars to TV names. We've had acts who performed for us one night and were announced on Taskmaster the next. We've had loads of Live at the Apollo stars and Radio 4 regulars... and we'll have lots of comics you'll want to keep an eye on. This really is the place for that London feel where you get established comics dropping in to try new material and you'll see the stars of tomorrow - all for just a tenner. Ridiculous. Lineups are announced in advance where possible, but are always subject to change.
📩 I’ve booked but haven’t received a confirmation email.
Please check your spam folder. If it’s still not there, email us at and we’ll resend it.
👯♀️ Can I book a group?
Absolutely. We allow bookings up to 10 people. If you're planning a bigger night out, get in touch before booking, so we can make sure we can seat you all together.
🪑 Is the venue wheelchair accessible?
The bar is all ground level and it has an accessible toilet at the back. The front door may not be able to accommodate wider wheelchairs. Please contact the bar on 01483 730407 to discuss your access requirements.
🎙️ I'm thinking about being a comic, can I perform?
If you're a new comic, we suggest honing your act first by putting the hours in on the open mic circuit. We tend to only book established acts or newer comics who've got a few years under their belts. Occasionally we can squeeze in a 5 spot, but we still need assured acts who know where the laughs are. Keep going and keep us updated!
🎭 I'm semi-pro/pro comic - how can I perform here?
Head to our Comics page for more info and fill out this form to tell me about yourself.
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Christmas Comedy Magnifique
You can select a ticket-only option or The Works (comedy + half medium cheese/charcuterie sharing platter + half-carafe of 'Taste to Discover' wine).
From £12.00 to £25.00
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